“What are your plans for Thanksgiving?”
“Turkey at my house, probably”
“Do you know what you would be eating if the pilgrims shot a cat instead of a turkey?”
“No. What?”
“Pussy”
I’m subjected to this joke every year.
Dictated dictated from the future while using the bathroom
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