i would have been rattled

She said, "I think one of the funniest things about last night is that you thought I really might have you put up the blinds. Sweetheart, it's not like that round here..."

i would have even shown up with a ladder and a cordless drill and would have been a little disappointed that there were no blinds to hang and then I would have thought "oh, shit. what now? i'll probably have to talk. Are you sure there are no blinds? What about a dripping faucet? Loose railing? rattling window? burnt out light bulb? roofing tar on your carpet?"