"Timmy, come visit me Sunday," was all it took. I'm easy.

I get a kick out of it when fuckers are jealous of me.

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but I'll send them over a beer so they don't slash my tires or nothing, the jealous fucks they are.

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Coffee would be great right now.

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Alls I got is tea. Three varieties of it. How fortunate.

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(if you were wondering)

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