creepy tight jeans

When I walked in for lunch four of my buddies were already there; it was quite a crowd for a Tuesday.

I was greeted with a "Hey, boyfriend," from the bartender which caused my friends to turn around. It was a mixed reaction from the peanut gallery.

I walked back to work with one of my buddies.

"That's all it takes?"

"Huh?"

"I ask you for a crosswalk sketch and it takes a week. She asks you to come back after work and right away you say 'Sure,' granted my jeans aren't as tight–"

"And if they were, you would have to wait even longer."