It was raining yesterday morning so like the lameass I am I drove to the public transportation station.
In my truck there is this neat little compartment at the top of the console that holds my cell phone quite nicely. I placed the cell phone in this compartment like I usually do and said to myself "Don't forget to take that." Well I did forget to take the phone and subsequently missed an opportunity for lunch with Lady G.
And I really like lunch.
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"That will be $2.94."
That's the price of a grande white chocolate mocha. I've been visiting Starbuck's once a day all week, well, all week except Monday.
I offered a $20.00. I offered the twenty because I had $21.66 in my pocket. The paper money consisted of a single and the double sawbuck.
She asks "Do you have anything smaller?"
I hold up the single as if to prove that I don't and say "All I have is a single."
Maybe I was trying to get my overpriced coffee beverage on the cheap.
Maybe she would say "Today, that's close enough."
I was handed a five, twelve ones, a nickel and a penny.
I tipped the six cents.
Dictated dictated from the future while using the bathroom
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