but beauty is on the inside, squashed in the middle of cleavage.

So, the rumor is that she has the best tits in Boston. This may or may be true.

"So the last time we were here, someone said that your ass was catching up to your tits."

"Oh, really? Thanks for letting me know, I hadn't heard that."

"Yeah, so congratulations."

"Who said it?"

"I'm not naming names."

"It was Joe."

"I'm not naming names."

"What's that supposed to mean anyway?"

"It means your ass is huge." I said but I could tell she wasn't enjoying my humor. "It means that, it's been said that you have the best tits in Boston and now you are getting close to having the best ass as well."


It wasn't Joe that said it.