Sometimes, your stomach just says "Do you know what? Screw you!"

I ordered the chicken tenders and when they came up the waitress asked if I wanted to hear something disgusting. Because, I'm brave, I told her "Sure, why not?" She then told me that the last two times that she ordered the chicken tenders she threw them back up.

"Fantastic!" I said.


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After I was finished eating, I bused my own 'table.' When I sat back down, the bartender said "I should start tipping you." I smiled and said "You do in your own way."