Can I ask you a favor? Sure as long as it's sexual.

I answered my cellphone while I was in her office. I guessed wrong on the caller but guessed right on the message.

"Who was that?" the Owner asked.

"Little g."

"What was she calling for?"

"To wish me a happy birthday."

"Oh is today your birthday?"

"Yeah."

"Happy Birthday."

"Thanks."

"So what do you want for your birthday?"

I answered by looking away and keeping quiet.

"I know I shouldn't ask. We have more deals closing at the end of next week--"

"What can you offer?" I asked.

And then it was her turn to be quiet.