oh, nuts.

I chew jaw breakers; it's just something I do. I haven't broken my jaw yet but I have chipped a tooth or two.

That last sentence is just a bit of whimsy.


Oh, snap. There were cashews there too.


"The guy's an ass so don't let him get to you."


I must have some unknown-to-me nut affliction because people keep giving me nuts as gifts.