At 9:15AM, my phone rang.
"Are you buying bitches cupcakes?"
"Umm, no."
"Yeah, you're busted and having trouble speaking."
"It's just that I didn't buy them. I made them. From scratch."
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The first cupcake recipient had thanked me via Facebook. I explained that the reason she hadn't been given any cupcakes was because I was perfecting the recipe and frankly she has never asked me for cupcakes.
"I wish I could put you in a cage with about a million mice an' let you have fun." His anger left him suddenly. He looked across the fire at Lennie's anguished face, and then he looked ashamedly at the flames.
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I'm not dumb. I swear. I'm not slow. I'm quite the opposite. There are so
many dumpster fires on in my mind that I have to turn off the stove before
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