At 9:15AM, my phone rang.
"Are you buying bitches cupcakes?"
"Umm, no."
"Yeah, you're busted and having trouble speaking."
"It's just that I didn't buy them. I made them. From scratch."
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The first cupcake recipient had thanked me via Facebook. I explained that the reason she hadn't been given any cupcakes was because I was perfecting the recipe and frankly she has never asked me for cupcakes.
i drove a big powerful movie executive on thursday
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everything about her was smooth. perfectly dressed. great sunglasses.
picked her up somewhere classy, dropped her off at a studio. the whole time
she was o...
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