It's just stupid even if the windows were down

So, I was in a hurry, not in a big hurry but the kind of hurry where you just got be be somewhere soon but for no particular reason. I wasn't rushing but I didn't want to be held up either.

But none of that really has any bearing on the story.

My car was the one directly behind a four door domestic with an old couple inside. We were waiting at a light and I noticed his bumper sticker which said "If you get any closer, I'll FART," and the word fart was in some gas cloud type thing.

And, I thought "Who gives a shit, your windows are rolled up."