My phone rang about twenty seconds after I made some reckless and illegal U-turn.
"Hello"
"We're following you on GPS. We know you're in Roxbury."
"What did you just drive by me or something?"
"Yeah and you didn't even wave or nod or give any type of acknowledgement."
"Was that before or after my crazy ass U-turn?"
"I don't know. You were looking down into your lap or something. I haven't a clue as to what you were doing."
"I was probably checking out my package."
"Oh. How is it?"
"I like it. It makes me happy."
"I'm glad to hear it makes at least one person happy."
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