The truth is sometimes not pretty - not pretty though is often better than lame

I guess that's what I get for going on vacation.

I've been tagged by Ray who was tagged by TRUE who was tagged by Raymi.

I don't recall being tagged before so I think it's the first. I do recall seeing the eight truths thing before and remember thinking I'm glad no one has asked me. (not that I'm unglad now)

The Truth

Truth number one:

When my reputation precedes me, I'll try to disappoint people.

Truth number two:

I fall in love easily but I never call it love.

Truth number three:

I think I'm past my prime, although I could still out do anything that I have done.

Truth number four:

I'm a slow reader by choice. When I read too fast, other thoughts cloud my mind.

Truth number five:

I've never kissed a boy.

Truth number six:

I like seafood and hot sauce

Truth number seven:

Only half of truth number six is true.

Truth number eight:

I frequently use humor to avoid the truth.

Bonus truths because all my truths are lame

Bonus truth number one:

I have a myspace account which I mostly use just to talk to the bartenders I know.

Bonus truth number two:

I think you should feel cheated by these truths.

Bonus truth number three:

One of the most poignant things I have ever heard was at my uncle's funeral. My mom was talking to my cousin, her youngest nephew on my father's side and she said "Your father was a very good man. He was always there to help" and my cousin replied "Yeah, when he was around." And I do believe my uncle was physically around so I took it to mean he wasn't around emotionally and I quietly thought "I know what you mean."

My family is a long line of Christians, my father was a preacher, my uncle was a church elder.

It bothered me much when once my mom said "You're a nice guy sometimes," and then my sister added "Yeah, if you're not family."

Bonus truth number three:

I'm actually typing out these titles, there is no cutting and pasting going on.

Bonus truth number four:

I just went back and block quoted all the truths. I learned about block quotes from anti

Bonus truth number five:

I've never had any clue as to what I would like to do as a living. I've just done what came my way. I miss working construction but I could never do it for a living.

Bonus truth number six:

At first the main reason I agreed to do any work for the owner of my second job was because she was a hot piece of ass. She's still a hot piece of ass.

Bonus truth number six a:

I'm not really comfortable using the term 'hot piece of ass,' when it's someone I know personally.

Bonus truth number seven:

I picked green as my favorite color because too many people say blue. Blue is overdone.

Bonus truth number eight:

I worry about people falling in love with me and it being unreciprocated. I keep my walls up because I think I'm just a fad. The real me is not what you first see; there are only glimpses of the real me.

If anyone wants to know something different about me just ask (because I really don't find me too interesting), and if I don't post it here, then I'll probably send you an email.