"Do guys like tits or asses better? Tits right? Tits are better."

The manager nodded and the manager for the bar across the street said "Yeah." I sat quiet because I like asses better but considered the question somewhat rhetorical. But then the twenty-one year old waitress with the nice rack and somewhat flat ass asked me point blank.

"I think what's on the inside is what matters," I said. She told me I was correct but one of the mangers shook his head and called me a douche. We're friends like that.