Don't pay any mind to the moron, please.

"You don't do the chocolates much any more, do you?"

I didn't look at him as I answered that I did. I just don't do it to show off. I'm discrete. It's something he wouldn't understand.

"You have to bring enough for everyone or don't bring anything at all."

"I don't buy into that," I answered still not looking at him.

"What?"

"I don't believe that because if everyone is special, then no one is special."

After that some weirdo started acting up and his attention was diverted. I just ignored the weirdo; I think he mostly just wanted attention and I got irritated at everyone who gave him some.