Why don't you go eat some cucumber sandwiches you little prissy pris.

That's what I told someone the other day.

...

So last night, I get back home at about nine thirty and I see something rustling in the grass. So I go to get a better look, I get about two feet from the thing and it turns out to be a small skunk. I'm glad I didn't spook em.

That's the kind of exciting life I live.