so the other day dude is sitting at the bar

dude's name is Bobby

Bobby says his age is 36 and I like "Holy fucking shit!"

because Bobby looks like he's fifty something and I'm older than Bobby says he is

…

I'm getting my hair cut

I'm getting them all cut

and the hair cutter, who has been cutting my hair for eight years, asks "How long have you had the facial hair" and I say "It's been awhile. Sometimes I'll shave it off for a week or two but then grow it back" and then she says "Yeah, I guess it doesn't matter because you have such a baby face"