From the iPod, I don't know the date but most likely last week.

I answered the phone:

"Is EH there?"

"Nope, he's out all day."

"What about KC or BM?"

"Nope. Tim Green is here."

"Nobody is in?"

"I'm here and I like to think that I'm a somebody."

(Tim Green is my alias) 

The receptionist laughed.