If you ever ask me for directions always watch my hands and ignore whether I say left or right.
I have a tendency to call every turn a right turn but if you watch my hands, the hands tell the truth.
It’s a problem I’ve always can remember having.
I feared the Hokey Pokey.
Still do today, I guess.
I had the reputation as being the smartest first grader but I failed the Hokey Pokey portion of the class.
Maybe that’s why I don’t understand some things sometimes because you know – the Hokey Pokey, that’s what it’s all about.
Maybe that’s why I say I’m right but I’m actually left.
draftttttttttttWet Naps at The Regal Beagle…
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*Okay*
*maybe *
*I’m stupid *
*or **maybe **I’m just stupid*
*But I bet you a million dollars *
*that I'm *
*totally *
*stupid*
*or at the leas...
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