She said "Look what happened," as she pulled on the straps to her top, a little down and apart which revealed more than just the slight sunburn she had.

I never know if they do those things just to give me a hard time or that they are just comfortable enough around me not to worry about flashing a little skin. Either way, I usually play it cool.

However, my reply was a little delayed as I was calculating the extents of her tan line.