Shut up and deal

I watched him in amazement as he misdealt five card draw for the second time in a row. He threw the cards down in a quit when I pointed out that he fouled up yet again. Joe started laughing which caused Dick to get angry and shout "This isn't funny!" I straighten out the cards and finished the deal and gave him back the cards. "You're finishing this deal," I said and added "And it is funny when someone can't even deal five cards to everyone."

I asked to draw one card and got the two of clubs. It was one of those nights where I was hitting most of my hands; that little black two completed a full house.

A couple hours later, I left the table with a hundred and forty that I hadn't walked in with.