That's Mr. X

So, after the show and after I got my co-worker/poker buddy back on track, I went for a coffee drink. I went to Starbucks.

I guess Starbucks has been having trouble with folks getting the wrong order so, recently they have been asking for customer's names. I was the only one in line and there wasn't a soul waiting for an order. At least no soul I could see but they asked for my name anyway.

"I always want to say Mr. X but my name is Tim" I said.

"We can put Mr. X if you want" I was told

"I would like that"

"Grande Iced Caramel Macchiato for X" I heard later.

I was going to say that's Mr. X but I didn't.