yeah. i'm a riot

"You had eleven beers?" she poured the two whiskey sours so she already knew about those

"Dick was here earlier. He had at least three."

...

"Can I help you?"

"Venti White Chocolate Mocha"

"With or without whip cream?"

"With"

"Name?"

"Rusty"

"Rusty?"

"Yup"

"Venti White Chocolate Mocha with whip for Rusty!"

"Thanks"