It was karaoke night and I heard three country songs in a row. The first two were recent releases but the third was "North to Alaska," I turned to look who was singing it. It was an older guy, I'd guess mid fifties, he looked like a garden gnome that gave up the family business of watching front lawn gardens to become a businessman. I turned back around and laughed a little.

"What's so funny?" the bartender asked.

"I want to make fun of that guy but I actually have that song on my iPod" only it's sung by Johnny Horton

who also sings:

The Battle of New Orleans

Sink The Bismarck