It's a little scary how much that color laser printer has become part of my life. When is that toner going to get here? (..that tonah gonna get here – is how I say that. I should really do some audio)

Who the hell is running the show? When it was me, we were never out of toner or gin.

They say the Boston accent is dying.

I have to go cannibalize some computers now because that's how I roll on my vacation days.