Some newspaper reporters suck at writing.


I use a ball point pen much like a brute would, which comes in handy when filling out form in quadruplicate.

Conversely, I use a fountain pen with a touch that is as delicate as would be used to make love to a fully bloomed flower.


I rarely claim to be a writer so I can write like a hack.


It's like my fingers are trying to close caption my thoughts. They are detached from the actual thinking process so sometimes things get mixed up.

I don't see the actual letters in my head, I 'see' how that word feels.


"Congress Makes History"

Some historic moments are rather lack luster.