these are truly fantastic stories, save 'em for your grandkids

so i thought Maybe I should make bookmarks for the company

so i fired up coreldraw and called up one set of bookmarks and erased the fronts and edited the back design to a different color

(yeah, those had back designs too. i don't half ass my half assing)

so then i was ready

so then the phone rang

so then i had a telephone conversation

so then i said 'screw it' to the company bookmarks for that day.