I used to pick blueberries

the routine is this:

newspaper
Dunkin Donuts coffee

sometimes I will make another purchase from Dunkin Donuts which very rarely strays from a Blueberry Donut, Coffee Roll, Coffee Cake Muffin or a plain donut. That's it and it's in that order of preference.

Today the routine is going as usual - paper, coffee and I decide to get a blueberry donut.

I sit at my desk and open the Dunkin Donut bag and inside there is a muffin.

"A muffin?!" I exclaim "How the heck did I get a muffin?" but then I realize that blueberry muffins are by far more popular than blueberry donuts (even though the donuts kick ass over the muffins) so, I figure the donut dude was just playing the odds of what I wanted after he heard blueberry because indeed the muffin was of the blueberry persuasion.

That's the kind of thing I really concern myself with.

in hindsight I did think that the price I paid for what I thought I got was too much.

And ya know what? I really could do without eating that crap.