I don't think I'm keeping them all that well

I was probably on my way to ‘you’re-going-to-be-sorry-tomorrow-ville’ when she came over and asked how I was getting home.

“the train”

“the train? where?”

“South Station”

“That’s kinda far isn’t it?”

“I think the walk will do me good”

“Well, I’m taking a cab if you want to join me for the ride”

I paused because I was trying to think on how to say that I really really think that the walk will do me good and that I don’t want to chance vomiting in a cab.

She saw the wheels turning so she continued

“Don’t worry. I won’t try to seduce you. You keep your morals. That’s important. I just want you to get home safe. Let me know later”