Thursday, December 23, 2010

the rewrite

So someone mentioned my eye doctor fantasy. So I tried to come clean and I said that there was no actual fantasizing and that she actually is not as beautify as I described. A lot of my stories are enhanced because I think I'm a boring dumb fuck although the rest of the entire world thinks I'm great except for the haters and those who are jealous of my rugged good looks and possibly the Jews (I'm not certain what their issue is with me but there seems to be one).

But I did confess that my heart may have fluttered a little when my eye doctor tenderly removed my glasses, carefully folded them and delicately placed them on the counter. Most doctors will tell you to take your own damn glasses off yourself and she was doing that too until the last time.

It seemed a little romantic.

That's when I said, "Doctor, please. I know it's tough. It's the eyes, I understand and you have to look right into them, but I like you just as a friend and there is possibly someone else."

And that's when she said, "What the fuck are you talking about? I took your damn glasses off because you looked like you were going to cry if I said another word to you."

I guess that was my mistake.


Anonymous said...

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