now I know where Tillamook County is.

Tillamook County Jail - Todd Snider

I'm sitting here waiting in the Tillamook County Jail
I'm hoping that she's not so mad now
that she doesn't even pay my bail
if I was her I'm not so sure
I'd keep on moving down the trail

sitting here waiting in the Tillamook County Jail
I got a lump on my head and a boot print of my chest
from what the guys in here call the Tillamook County lie detector test
well I did my best but as you might guess
it's a tough test not to fail
I'm sitting here in the Tillamook County jail

one phone call, two Tylenol, four cold gray walls closing in
if I ever do get out on that highway again
I ain't ever going back to Tillamook County
I ain't ever going back to Tillamook County

It all started when I had a little trouble with a guy on the highway crew
and that lying son of a gun he told them I done some things that I didn't do
they come gunning for me down 101 lights flashing on my tail
now I'm sitting here waiting in the Tillamook County Jail

one phone call, two Tylenol, four cold gray walls closing in
if I ever do get out on that highway again
I ain't ever going back to Tillamook County
I ain't ever going back to Tillamook County

I'm sitting here waiting in the Tillamook County Jail
I'm still hoping that she not so mad now that she doesn't even pay my bail
I come on vacation going to leave on probation
I'm going to send all my money through the mail
I'm going to send all my money through the Tillamook County Jail
Yes, I'm going to send all my money to the Tillamook County Jail
Hey, I'm going to send all my money to the Tillamook County Jail

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I'm afraid that you will love me more than I'm willing to love you and then there will be this love debt that I'll owe you and I'll never be able to pay it.
I always think there is a catch.

Well, not always, just most always.

dropping shoes usually come in pairs

...

So, there's the squirrel skull I found on the roof. It was obscured by a pile of trash that someone had left there since I bought the house years ago. There was more of the skeleton but I'm not that much of a freak.