"He's slightly OCD like you."

"What the heck is that supposed to mean?"

"Like you have to wash a counter in just a particular way."

I do most of my food prep on the stainless steel kitchen movable island/cart. I'll spray it down with Clorox bleach cleaner, wait a moment, wipe it down in a broad arcing motion, top to bottom, then wipe all the edges in one continuous motion, and then wipe it from end to end in the opposite direction from the arcs. That ain't crazy, that's just thorough.

"And we won't even talk about how you make a sandwich," she added.

"What?! There's a proper way to make a sandwich."

"Whatever."