"If he keeps it up, I'm going to say it's harassment."

I rolled my eyes.

"I know you think I'm crazy."

"No. It's not that, I just don't think you have a leg to stand on. He has every right to wonder where you are when you're working and he can always say he's starting to crack down on it and he's starting with you and working his way down."

Your boss asking you where you were when you were over an hour late is not harassment.

...

"No. I can't guarantee that I won't fall in love with you."

...


He mumbled something.

"Excuse me"

"Ten"

"Ten?"

"Yes"

Ten bucks for a cover to that place was steep, or so I thought.