I'm a 'no shit' wonder

"I need an eraser. A white eraser for erasing stuff from mylar," he said as he was helping himself rummaging through my drawers. He got the right drawer on the first try and there bright as day where three white erasers but he closed the drawer anyway.

I just turned away.

"Do you have one?"

"You were just looking at all the white erasers I have."

"I need them to erase stuff on mylar."

"These are the ones I use. This one, that one, they're all the same. You can use the blue one if you want to."

This really isn't a good day for being stupid around me


I'm a 'no shit' wonder.