Thursday, March 01, 2007

Listen, I'm not really paying very close attention to this life

He asked what I made a year and I was quiet as I put my mind to the task of multiplication, only I couldn't remember what I made a week.

He then asked what my net worth was which produced more silence. "Do you have a lot of stuff?" he asked. "Yeah, but it's not worth much if you have to resell it," was my answer.

I think I gave him my correct date of birth, though.

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