she said it was the least she could do

To: a co-op from seven years ago
Subject: Are you still there?

Sometimes, I crave a Chunky bar because years ago you reminded me that there was still just a thing.
I'm having my lawyers figure out a way to sue you because buying Chunky's damages my image.

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From: a co-op from seven years ago
Subject: RE: Are you still there?

This may be the most random email I have ever gotten. And I'm sorry I ruined your life or your image or whatever. Don't blame the Chunky - blame the man...
 
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To: a co-op from seven years ago
Subject: RE: RE: Are you still there?

Apology accepted. Thank you.