Titles are for conformists

I am stuck here with my thumb up my ass
No punctuation right now because this is from my iPod
I like to people watch and when I see a couple I look girl boy then girl and then sometimes back to the boy
I do this because I am deciding on whether or not she can do better
Sometimes I get caught looking and then the dude will grab the arm of his companion and I will say to mysel relax dude I am not after her
Sometimes it is the she that does the reaching out and then I will be like relax honey I can do better than you

I do not want to be wasting my life-force in work today