Titles are like subject lines and sometimes you just say fuck 'em

In the past eleven years I missed just once in setting up her Christmas tree. It's a well made fake. I'll assemble it and put the lights on, she decorates it.

I set her tree up today and remembered that I agreed to set up a tree in my own house.

We set a tree up so we can take it back down. Me, I rather not set it up but some people love holiday trees and I'm all about promoting love.

Rule One: No multi-colored lights.

Rule Two: Classy not cartoonish.

Those are my two rules for Christmas trees in my house.