seven bucks, big deal...

The bar is slow today ...hmmm, maybe I do have a problem, anyway it's slow. I'm there with thee other guys, solo, solo, pair. I'm a solo. I don't feel like eating, I don't really feel like drinking, so the tip will be huge (relatively, proportionally). 233 percent - sounds impressive but it only costs me seven bucks.

The barkeep is commenting about a rush of people that she wishes would come in, I say I just increased your customers by 33 percent. She didn't seem too impressed.