Sheesh, give me a brake. It takes a moment to get into bulshit mode

“Hey. I need your help. I’m filling out this application for the private school Little g wants to go to and I need some bullshit.”

“You need bullshit so you come to me?”

“Yeaaaah! The question is: What would the student bring to *the private school’s* community?”

“She would bring an enthusiastic attitude towards learning.”

“That’s a good start but I need more”

“And a positive sense of citizenry.”

“Do I need to explain any of that?”

“No, they’re supposed to be the smart ones.”