“Hey. I need your help. I’m filling out this application for the private school Little g wants to go to and I need some bullshit.”
“You need bullshit so you come to me?”
“Yeaaaah! The question is: What would the student bring to *the private school’s* community?”
“She would bring an enthusiastic attitude towards learning.”
“That’s a good start but I need more”
“And a positive sense of citizenry.”
“Do I need to explain any of that?”
“No, they’re supposed to be the smart ones.”
draftttttttttttWet Naps at The Regal Beagle…
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*Okay*
*maybe *
*I’m stupid *
*or **maybe **I’m just stupid*
*But I bet you a million dollars *
*that I'm *
*totally *
*stupid*
*or at the leas...
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