if i'm telling you to relax then you really have a problem

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"How long was I out there for?"

"Awhile"

"And guess what I was doing. I was still talking to him about the same thing"

"I know. I told you he needs the attention."

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so, here's the deal officemates

sometimes, i bust my ass, bust it more than i'm required to, that is what brings me my fame and fortune here in our little world but sometimes, i will just goof off a bit and while i'm goofing off, i don't like to be bothered with your little portions of self made drama. if i wanted drama i would delve into my own

and you of all people shouldn't bother me because i certainly don't goof off as much as the lot of you do.

So, please just f*ck off

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bitter much?

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i understand the need to pretend that you are something that you are not but please save your i'm-all-that attitude for someone else because even though i sometimes enjoy that type of attitude, you have done nothing with what you do have and believe me what you have ain't much.

in short
you
have not
earned
that attitude