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"Where were you all day?"

"I met someone for lunch"

"Who? Lady G?"

"Yup"

"Why didn't you come here? Because she thinks you're a drunk?" She does but that's wasn't the reason. "You were here all day yesterday."

"I don't know about all day. I was here for lunch."

"Danielle said her day went by quick because you were here all day"

"Oh, well I wouldn't want to contradict Danielle"

I was actually only there for an hour but I like it when they get jealous over the time I spend with each of them.