They're good friends and they like me so I get to hear stories.

"Oh. I've got a story for you. The last time we went to a football game together, I was driving, she was hung over and I had to stop twice for her to throw up and on the last time, she's leaning out the door and she farts right in the car and all she said was "Sorry""

"Always a lady" I said

"Tell her I told you" I just nodded because I'm saving it for a rainy day.