Good luck

“He not available, would you like to leave a message?” I asked.

“I’ve called him many times and he never talks to me. Is he going to talk to me?”

“Sir, I can’t make him pick up the phone. The best I can do is give him a message.”

“Will he call me back?”

“Sir, I can’t make him call you back. ...He hasn't ever called you back?”

“No ...I’ve never left a message.”

“You’ve called him many times and nobody has ever offered to take a message!?”

“No”

“Well, why don’t we try leaving a message for him?”

“Will he call me back?”

I just laughed, but most likely - no