"What did you do before you started coming here?"
"I actually didn't drink that much, just on Fridays."
"Yeah, we're everybody's downfall."
...
"I know I'm on a diet but where's the candy. This is ridiculous" some hot Latina said.
I haven't been buying the candy like I used to, so I went and got some mainly because I like candy and partly because I like pleasing the ladies. She was on the phone when I got back so I laid out the booty in front of her. She picked the Sweetarts just like I thought she would and then she blew me a kiss.
I'm a sucker for shit like that.
Later, she came by my desk and said "You made me very very happy."
She sent a thank you email as well.
It may have been the best seventy seven cents I have ever spent, (they were on sale).
Every time I buy reese's peanutbutter cups I think of what someone once said, which was similar to, if not exactly:
"I would blow my grandpa for those reese's peanutbutter cups"
I think my internal reply was "Listen, I ain't doing your grandpa any favors"
I Am Kevin Malone’s Brain Buzzing with Colony Collapse Disorder
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