Almost famous...

I got a call today from the sergeant who gets to investigate all the fatal vehicular accidents in the city of Boston. After the chit chat he tells me he has to recreate the scene of yesterday's accident in which an SUV ran through a crowd of celebraters, which killed one out right and injured others. The Sgt tells me one of the injured will soon be known one who also died. The crime scene is 1000 feet long so he needs a map of the area. Me, I get to give him that map.